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Title Dead People Suck [electronic resource] : A Guide for Survivors of the Newly Departed.
Author Kilmartin, Laurie.
Publication Cork : Rodale Inc, 2018.
Description 1 online resource (132 pages)
Call # eBOOK
Note Description based upon print version of record.
Contents Intro; Title Page; Dedication; Contents; Acknowledgments; Authors Note; Introduction; The Dying Reader; Planning Your Own Death: Should You Sneak Out the Back Door Like Bowie?; Are You an Old Man with Daughters? Please Shred Your Porn; Are You Old and About to Die? A Comprehensive List of Things You Should Do First; If Cancer Was an STD, There Would Be a Cure by Now; Hospice; Hospice: A Medical Term That Means Here, You Do It; Get Their Passwords; Home Hospice: Die Surrounded by Stuff You Meant to Take to Goodwill
When Oncologists Say, Not the Results We Were Hoping For, They Mean Bye-ByeIf Youve Given Birth, You Can Give Death; Help I Just Saw My Fathers Penis/Mothers Vagina; The Most Awkward Goodbye: Hospice Phone Call on Speaker; Who Are You, Bereft Stranger?; Morphine, Unregulated and in Your Refrigerator.; Dying People Get Obsessed with Some Weird Shit; Shit Gets Real (Real Dead); Never Leave Your Dying Loved Ones Side Unless of Course It Is to Have Sex; Dying People Can Hear Every Word You Say; The Real Obit: He Died at Home, Surrounded by People Who Were on Their iPhones.
My Loved One Just Died, Now What?Dont Call the Mortuary Just Yet: The Case for Hanging Out with the Body Overnight; Your Parent Died before You Got to the Hospital, AKA One Final Attempt to Make You Feel Guilty; Your Long Dark Night of Old Testament-Style Lamentations; Bad News: Grief Is Not a Calorie Burner.; The First Time You Tell a Telemarketer, She Cant Come to the Phone right Now Because She Is Dead.; Morternity Leave: You Deserve at Least Six Weeks Off After You Give Death; Celebrating Their Life; Cremation: Hire a Professional or DIY?
You Live in My Moms Childhood Home, Mind If I Spread Her Ashes on Your Lawn?For Lapsed Catholics Only: Yes, You Will Step Foot in That Church Again.; Our Dad Was a Vet: Can We Ever Unfold This Flag?; Other People are Awful; The Main Reason Your Kid Is Crying Is Hes Excited to Get Grandpas iPad; When Famous People Die the Day Your Loved One Died (AKA No Im Not Crying Because of Prince); Im Sorry for Your Loss: The Aloha of Condolences; Uh, My Mom Died When I Was 7: Things You Want to Say but Shouldnt to a Middle-Aged Friend Who Just Lost Her 79-Year-Old Mother
People Who Say, Welcome to the Dead Dad ClubThe Only People Who Get Truly Upset When an 83-Year-Old Dies Are 82-Year-Olds; Death Months Out; Reverse Konmari: When You Cant Throw Away Your Dead Parents Crap; The Cemetery: Who Will Ignore Your Mothers Grave When Youre Gone?; Selling the House: When Zillow Describes the Corner Where Your Mom Died as a Breakfast Nook; Open Letter to the New Owners of My Childhood Home; Sex with an Ex Because He Knew Your Dad (AKA Grief Bangs); And Now, Your Future is Full of People Who Will Never Meet Your Mom
Note Tech Death: Rebuilding Your Dead Parent from the Pixel Up, with Videos, Photos, and Audio Recordings
Summary An honest, irreverent, laugh-out-loud guide to coping with death and dying from Emmy-nominated writer and New York Times45 Jokes About My Dead Dad is her hilarious guide to surviving (sometimes) death, dying, and grief without losing your mind.If you are old and about to die, sick and about to die, or with a loved one who is about to pass away or who has passed away, there's something for you. With chapters like "Are You An Old Man With Daughters? Please Shred Your Porn," "If Cancer was an STD, It Would Be Cured By Now," and "Unsubscribing Your Dead Parent from Tea Party Emails," Laurie Kilmartin guides you through some of life's most complicated moments with equal parts heart and sarcasm.
Subject Death -- Humor.
Bereavement -- Humor.
Grief -- Humor.
Bereavement. (OCoLC)fst00830665
Death. (OCoLC)fst00888613
Grief. (OCoLC)fst00947883
Genre Electronic books.
Humor. (OCoLC)fst01423696
Addl. Author OverDrive, Inc.
Related To Print version: Kilmartin, Laurie Dead People Suck : A Guide for Survivors of the Newly Departed Cork : Rodale Inc,c2018 9781635650006
ISBN 9781635650013 (electronic bk.)
1635650011 (electronic bk.)

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